My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
LOL
This just gets better and better
I want to know what you smell like right after a shower,
And the shape that your mouth takes when you yawn.
I want to learn your morning routine so that way,
I can know how many sugars you take with your coffee,
Or if you prefer it black.
I want to know what color your favorite shirt is,
And how you got that ragged scar right above your knee.
I want to know how many freckles line your crooked smile,
And what your belly laugh sounds like.
I want to learn what your favorite restaurant is
And what you always order,
Because it’s the best you’ve ever had.
I want to learn why you love that park around the corner from your house
with the creaky swings.
I want to know all of you,
Because I love you.
s.r.r.
fucking flawless omg
fucking praise dominos
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
I believe you are referring to bae
Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
Nice.
Someone tell me what the big fucking hype is about this blog gnarly?
idk i heard his blog sucks and hes a nerd lmao
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
